CAREERS

Greetings, programs!

You have been recruited by the star league to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada! This High Holy Order of Poobahs isn’t a serious group; it’s a silly group and now you’re a member! Well not quite, but Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords via farcical aquatic ceremonies has yielded no fruit in our recruitment process. So take the red pill, stay in Wonderland and let us show you how deep the rabbit hole goes!

Well, if you’ve got this far, managed to dissect our opening proposal and wheedle out all its references, you show promise, keep reading. We’re looking to swell our ranks with a host of new team members across a a wide array of areas. Our ideal candidates will obviously have a love of all things nerdy, but also a basic eye for design, the ability to “fit” in our team, to spark what everyone else sparks to, A basic sense of performance and a strong willingness to create and innovate. Preferably based in the UK(negotiable) we also need applicants to be proficient in the English language and we concretely require that all members of staff at nerd eyes only are eighteen years of age or older; non negotiable. A Disregard for normal working schedule and hours is always handy!

Working with us you will help mold a resource for nerds everywhere, developing connections to local and online communities, creating original, unique content across varied genres and develop your skills while having fun. However it is important now to point out the Wampa in the room, all our positions are currently on a voluntary basis, by applying for the position you acknowledge that we are currently unable to monetarily compensate you for your work. We will however provide training and assistance to you as needed as well as look for other ways to pay you back(e.g. Free stuff, Event attendance, develop portfolios, Increased employ-ability and connections).

Take a look at the open positions below and feel free to apply if you are interested (Voight-Kampff test scores may be required): contact@nerdeyesonly.com

ROLES:

Writers/content creators (Article, Video, Podcast.)

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.”

Provide a portfolio of previous work published/not with diverse examples as possible. Highlight items you think shows your value within our outlet, and write a few words on what you think you could offer across the board and a little background on yourself. Your current occupation and schedule, as well as potential other drains on your time would also be useful.

Responsibilities:

  • generating attention-grabbing ideas that will entice our audience.
  • All members of our team will work together to develop conceptual campaigns.
  • Members of this team need to be confident enough to share and sell their ideas, and perceptive enough to know when to encourage others to share theirs.

Desired skills:

  • strong understanding of the audience,
  • to create ideas that can be used across various platforms,
  •  a good understanding of current media trends
  • ability to produce original ideas,
  • excellent written and verbal communication skills.

 

Video/Audio techies

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic.”

Provide a portfolio of previous work published/not with diverse examples as possible. Highlight items you think shows your value within our outlet, and write a few words on what you think you could offer across the board and a little background on yourself. Your current occupation and schedule, as well as potential other drains on your time would also be useful.

Responsibilities:

  • Aiding in production of quality audiovisual content
  • Help others to develop and refine individual projects

Desired skills:

  • Suitable Software skills and access.
  • Suitable Hardware skills and access.

Graphic designers/artists

We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers.”

Provide a portfolio of previous work published/not with diverse examples as possible. Highlight items you think shows your value within our outlet, and write a few words on what you think you could offer across the board and a little background on yourself. Your current occupation and schedule, as well as potential other drains on your time would also be useful.

Responsibilities:

  • Develop Art relating to site projects and campaigns.

  • Enhance creators content with original artwork

  • consult with other team members to develop potential merchandising ideas.

Desired skills:

  • High artistic skill level
  • Access to suitable equipment/software to deliver work to best possible degree.
  • Helpful: Proficiency in Adobe products or other relevant applications (Illustrator, PhotoShop, Excel, Autodesk Maya, InDesign).

Web developers

The ‘Net’ is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.”

Provide a portfolio of previous work published/not with diverse examples as possible. Highlight items you think shows your value within our outlet, and write a few words on what you think you could offer across the board and a little background on yourself. Your current occupation and schedule, as well as potential other drains on your time would also be useful.

Responsibilities:

  • Help consult on web design aspects and SEO

  • Consult on potential expansion and web development

Desired skills:

  • Artistic eye
  • Relevant software knowledge

Social Media managers

Speak Friend and Enter”

Show Examples of your own social media usage where you think you could expand or improve our current social media exposure. Try to exhibit your value within our outlet, and write a few words on what you think you could offer across the board and a little background on yourself. Your current occupation and schedule, as well as potential other drains on your time would also be useful.

Responsibilities:

  • Help develop Social media exposure

  • Work in conjunction with site campaigns and team members

  • Develop new links to online communities

Desired skills:

  • Strong knowledge of social media
  • Good use of forums and other online community hubs
  • Aptitude for developing online relationships with individuals and groups

LORD BUSINESS: Operations/business development/business affairs manager,Advertisement/marketing developers, Financial advisers.

You can learn all the math in the ‘verse, but you take a boat in the air you don’t love, she’ll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds”

These positions are key and most importantly applicants must fit comfortably into the creative family without risking the culture of creation. This is an area to which in many ways we are lacking, we’re looking for surety of purpose and innovative ideas to develop business. A business plan that encapsulates what you think you could do to help us develop both our readership/viewership but also the scope of what can be done in the distant future. write a few words on what you think you could offer across the board and a little background on yourself. Your current occupation and schedule, as well as potential other drains on your time would also be useful.

Responsibilities:

  • Developing business prospects to create revenue
  • Develop relationships to further expand future endeavors
  • Coordinate with other team members to create clarity and purpose

Desired skills:

  • Knowledge of pop-culture brands and licensing industry.
  • Good communication skills and ability to develop good business relationships
  • Ability to work within creative environment and work to innovate and promote innovation in others.

Musicians

I am the Nightrider. I’m a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!”

There are many projects that often are improved with the addition of music. We are looking for any and all musicians who might like to promote themselves through providing our site with applicable music across a myriad of projects. If you are interested provide a portfolio of previous work with diverse examples as possible. Highlight items you think shows your value within our outlet, and write a few words on what you think you could offer across the board and a little background on yourself. Your current occupation and schedule, as well as potential other drains on your time would also be useful.

Misfit

I’m not even supposed to be here! I’m just “Crewman Number Six”! I’m expendable! I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is!”

We are more than aware that there are many things we cannot think of, otherwise we would have thought of them. This category is for anyone who believes what they can offer is not covered under the purview of any previous positions. Maybe your a puppet maker or a developer of a new web show that you think would have good exposure on our site. Whatever it is we also want to hear from you tell us what you do, show us what you do and let us know why you feel you fit our weird little family. We can’t wait!

                   

 

         Teamwork:

                          Definition: Bunch of jackasses,                                                  standing in a circle.”

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